Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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