How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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