Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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