If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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