so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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