How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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