can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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