i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
