Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you traded sex for a burrito?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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