don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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