We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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