i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize