He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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