ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Boobs are out for the taking
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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