I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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