Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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