i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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