GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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