You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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