Buhtt sex?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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