You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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