We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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