I need help removing her.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
