My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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