Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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