I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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