i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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