I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have fence marks all over my body
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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