I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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