Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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