yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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