I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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