she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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