Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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