I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
it's like iHOP with fire
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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