...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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