My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
tell me about the fingering
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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