It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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