Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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