There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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