I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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