How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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