I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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