Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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