i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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