I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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