she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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