Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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