Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
