i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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