Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Randomize
