Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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