Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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