I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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