problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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