Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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